Here is my "press"... Just to prove the point that some people take this internet thing just a bit too serious... "hello Acorn, this is barry sparks... why (do) you have such a need to slam me all the time?" Barry Sparks (Dokken/MSG/Uli Roth - 24 JUL 2002) "...and you are so right, Acorn... thanx for being there!!!" Jeff Pilson (Dokken/Dio 25 JUL 2002) "Acorn... I keep dropping in, hoping you got hit by a bus." NYD (22 MAY 2001) "All he seems to want to do is talk shit." alleyrulez (09 JAN 2005) "ah, theAcorn.....While your posts are typically unnecessary and irrelevant--this one is particularily so." Sheep Mafia (09 NOV 2003) "...he (theAcorn) has never caused any problems at my board." arttieTHE1manparty (11 JAN 2005) "This just goes to show how inhumane you are, as well as stupid." Kastor Bastard (08 NOV 2002) "I like Acorn." Cadzilla (28 JUL 2002) "…gaycorn takes the prize for his stupid obsession with Don dokken's sexuality." Dio Bon Morrison (18 MAR 2004) "I JUST WANTED TO SHOW MAD DRUNKBASTARD LOVE TO THE PROF AND THE ACORN." drunkbastard (01 JUL 2003) "Acorn is the same now as he was when Don decided to shitcan the DC board the first time b/c of people like him." donrokks (10 NOV 2003) "What, you think I am afraid of you or something?" Baron (25 JAN 2003) "Acorn, just go." Woody (29 JAN 2003) "You're way too smart and full of better knowledge to waste it away on trivial dirt like this." N2TheFire (15 MAR 2004) "Everything is always about YOU, isn't it?" alleyrulez (09 JAN 2005) "I am appalled that someone who calls my friend Batttttty a "fat bitch" ON THE BOARD, as well as hurling belligerent insults at practically everyone while claiming self-defense, is still allowed to post." amarteeny (24 JAN 2004) "The Acorn can sleep in the bed he makes all by himself - but DO NOT be the one provoking him or you'll get locked down just as quickly..." Pynch (22 JAN 2004) "Your ignorance, masquerading as omniscience, is quite endearing at times." batttttty (17 SEP 2002) "You motherfucker, you have no balls if I were to ever meet you I would slice your fucking throat from ear to ear. SPINELESS PIECE OF SHIT!!" ejk22 (15 JUL 2002) "You're exactly right, theAcorn is an idiot." B A Roune (26 APR 2002) "Hey Corn, please don't try to look intelligent while you're not." The Sacred Cowman (22 JAN 2004) "Acorn is a punk ass bitch...but I like him anyway." trampgirl69 (27 OCT 2004) "...you are no longer worth my energy for response past this. Have a nice life ignoramus." Switchkitten (06 OCT 2003) "Where in the fuck is acorn at? I am surprised he has not commented on this topic yet. I know he will and hopefully it will be a good comment." TessasBITCH (10 DEC 2003) "Come out of the closet, Corn. It's probably really stuffy in there for you." donrokks (12 NOV 2003) "theAcorn is good people." alleyrulez (18 MAR 2004 "You DOUCHE!!! You STUPID STUPID man!!!" Gene The Pig (15 DEC 2002) "Whatever Acorn. i forgot, you think Stryper was a great band too." Lynch Mafia (25 JUN 2003) "Don't break yer arm patting yerself on the back, you fuck." alleyrulez (09 JAN 2005) "I know you have issues but come on. Everything you say sounds like 'sour grapes.'" Maddest Hatter (23 NOV 2003) "Keep up the good work, Acorn, my friend." VirgoPig (04 MAY 2001) "Two men. ONLY two who have ever made my flesh crawl in all the time I've read all these boards. That's you and AKONI." Jerzy (27 JUL 2002) "Your delusions are becoming an issue on here." Sheep Mafia (11 AUG 2003) "I have never been afraid to tell AssCorn what a jackass he is." Triple Rex (02 FEB 2005) "You are now officially one of the good people on this planet, Acorn." PsiVampSally666 (02 DEC 2002) "I believe that ACORN has DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR. What a dysfunctional." SuzetteKay (21 JAN 2004) "Acorn, you seemed confused." Nicodemus (26 APR 2002) "You are relentless in your pursuit of Don Dokken persecution" N2TheFire (17 MAR 2004) "It takes uncaring Fuckwads like Akorn to show the true idiocy of fools." Kastor Bastard (08 NOV 2002) "You must know by now what pisses everyone off." Aaron Chavez (25 JUL 2002) "Sorry for him (theAcorn)? Fuck that cocksucker." Baron (12 DEC 2001) "Acorn is evil." Skybaby00 (23 JAN 2004) "Acorn, you are one of the most bitter people on the internet. Sad sad sad sad. Don's voice kicks ass. You, on the other hand, are simply an ass." donrokks (23 NOV 2003) "tA seems to always be feuding with someone.' alleyrulez (10 JAN 2005) "Get over yourself." Diggity Dawg (04 OCT 2002) "Holy crap Acorn, we actually agree for once" JR Stinkfish (23 MAR 2004) "Your level of stupidity is actually higher than I initially gave you credit for. Be careful, Acorn is coming close." GLAMLUVR (08 OCT 2003) "My day isn't complete until I check out Acorn's music news here at the Metal Zone." Cadzilla (04 MAY 2001) "theAcorn is a breath of fresh air. Someone who has been on this bb since 99 that doesn't want to play with Peters willy." dave.ace (26 APR 2002) "TheAcorn, holy shit! That's awesome!" armed tard (01 APR 2004) "Dude, you suck." liquidreno (26 NOV 2003) "...you're the King of Assholes." Phantom (11 JUL 2002) "This is a Dokken forum--it's not about you." Sheep Mafia (10 NOV 2003) "I knew when I got back online that you would be banned from DC." N2TheFire (17 MAR 2004) "The points go to theAcorn! theAcorn just kicked verbal ass." Stone Cold Donkey (19 NOV 2002) "It is pretty hard to understand you with that dick in your mouth, Acorn." A Dripping Douche Bag (20 JAN 2005) "I enjoy theAcorn's posts" ErasedSlate (17 SEP 2002) "I'll bet you have really BAD breath and a stupid haircut, Acorn." AcePerry (22 MAY 2001) "Acorn you are right on the money there." Cassandra69 (11 MAR 2004) "TheAcorn is cool in my book." alleyrulez (10 MAY 2001) "I AGREE WITH ACORN AGAIN!!! Unfuckingbelievable!!!" Kastor Bastard (17 NOV 2002) "Like I really care if (theAcorn) thinks I am ugly, fat, have a hairy back..." TheMetalChick (18 MAR 2004) "The Acorn speaks the truth on this one." Slashs Armpit (24 DEC 2003) "Acorn didn't do shit" sikkgirlie (19 NOV 2002) " Shemales like Corn usually have lots of anger issues that cause them to be brutal." donrokks (10 AUG 2003) "You seem to have excellent taste in music." Tall Tyrion (02 OCT 2003) "I appreciate Acorn's posts." KISSjones (09 MAY 2001) "I can quickly hate you again if you'd like." Baron (24 JAN 2003) "You love attention, as evidenced by yer many 'you love me and you know it' posts." alleyrulez (11 JAN 2005) "theAcorn was nothing but negative..." musicgod5 (25 JUL 2002) "you have even more time to waste than I do." david coverdales plastic surgeon (28 NOV 2003) "I have never said a snotty comment to you, Acorn, and I don't appreciate you categorizing people (myself included) who appreciated the work on Long Way Home as IDIOTS." RokkenDokken (22 JAN 2004) "Acorn is like an internet Jesus, he gets blamed for everything." CADZILLA (04 OCT 2002) "C'mon people, this thread is intended to be a frank and open discussion on theAcorn being a cocksucker, not a N2 tribute....Focus." Sheep Mafia (22 JAN 2005) "Acorn, you are one of the most humorless people I've ever run into." Shneet!™ (07 MAY 2001) "theAcorn & wylde342.... I've found my brothers-in-arms!" DarthPhineas (12 MAR 2004) "I have nothing against Acorn, just his actions. And look what happened to the Zone after 'we' left." Diggity Dawg (01 FEB 2002) "It's sad, b/c I've gotten to know Acorn on the headbangerz ballz board - when it comes to Dokken, Acorn's a raving idiot, beyond that, when we're not discussing Dokken, Acorn is actually a decent guy with a good sense of humor who really cares about music and has a lot of interesting things to say." donrokks (22 JAN 2004) "Acorn, kick his (ejk22) ass!" hunter97 (16 JUL 2002) "Hang in there Acorn, you rock man." N2TheFire (24 JUL 2002) "People fucking HATE you, dude." Gene The Pig (28 JUL 2002) "...your ego controls your life." sikkgirlie (04 OCT 2002) "I look forward to seeing the news you have on all the bands, Acorn!" kisskathy (05 MAY 2001) "I dont know why You guys are giving Acorn so much shit." Vampiro HuV (31 JUL 2003) "I agree with the Acorn..." Dirty Ernie (11 NOV 2002) "You might wanna get a life." Baron (24 JAN 2003) "Corn .. I like Alley and I don't like you." Jerzy (21 NOV 2002) "Acorn & his cronies are pathetic..." donrokks (24 SEP 2002) "Make up yer fucking mind, dude. You make absolutely NO sense." Kastor Bastard (15 DEC 2002) "...looks like Acorn is getting all bent out of shape" Lisa S. (13 DEC 2001) "...you seem nice. Plus, you have beautiful eyes." jajoukalove (19 APR 2005) "Acorn is everywhere. I can say this about you acorn there is never a dull post from you." TessasBITCH (28 NOV 2003) "I want to know where your obsession with Sammy's weight is coming from? All of a sudden you sound like a Jenny Craig counselor who didn't get paid." SharkSandwich (24 DEC 2003) "You guys (theAcorn and alleyrulez) can't win with the facts so you resort to that childish stuff." Sheep Mafia (31 JUL 2003) "I still say Acorn gets a bad rap, I haven't seen him do anything the rest of us don't do everyday" Cadzilla (30 JAN 2003) "I feel (genuinely) sorry for Acorn. That's not sarcasm - I really do." batttttty (24 SEP 2002) "I'm starting to think alleyrulez is Acorn...he/she defended him on his own gay thread as well. Unless they are buddies and just back each other up on message boards...in either case...pathetic." Dio Bon Morrison (18 MAR 2004) "theAcorn, calm the fuck down, man." Alleyrulez (14 JUN 2002) "I just read your profile, and literally laughed out loud." trampgirl (08 JAN 2003) "I am 100% with you Acorn!" N2TheFire (17 JUL 2002) "All I can say is this ... Baron is TONS cooler than stupid Gaycorn!!!" Kastor Bastard (30 JAN 2003) "Read it, Acorn... (some great points)" RVL64 (31 JAN 2004) "...you're funny sometimes, and you do provide some of the tension that we were lacking..." sikkgirlie (04 OCT 2002) "That corn guy post on my board and he only managed to piss off Phantom. He's cool. " RAVAZ (28 JUL 2002) "your delusion (is) all in your acorn brain." SuzetteKay (22 JAN 2004) "You are one sick bastard..." Sheep Mafia (05 JAN 2005) "I can respect acorns opinions." ahhzy awe aughsbum (26 JAN 2004) "You've (HST1) been thoroughly OWNED and all you have are stupid jokes. The Acorn has ripped you a new asshole." FurorTeutonicus (24 JUN 2003) "I am personally sick of your commentary!" Mrs. Burgandy (15 JUL 2002) "THIS IS REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND, ACORN!!!" LEMMY K (04 MAY 2001) "I don't have a vendetta against you. It's really more of a policy to not allow you to make life unbearable around here as you are trying to do. Calling for me to be banned is typical you--pointless and cowardly. Man you are one classy individual." Sheep Mafia (26 NOV 2003) "OK Acorn - you know I don't have anything against you personally, but here's where you ARE wrong: you get sucked in." Pynch (22 JAN 2004) "AH HA! So THIS is about ACORN." Cadzilla (24 JAN 2003) "In your honor, I'm going to smoke a big fat skunk joint, cuz I know that's what you'd be doing." stewew (05 DEC 2003) "Ya know what's even funnier? When I hunt you down and kill you in your sleep. Then chop you up into little pieces and feed you to my dog. Then when she shits you out, I force feed the shit (which is you) to your family. Now that would be funny. Add that to your signature and it might be funny" Baron (30 JAN 2003) "...you're not very bright..." Diggity Dawg (06 OCT 2002) "Why don't you stop posting senseless threads that make people sick..." The Sacred Cowman (22 JAN 2004) "You'll always have a home here Acorn." Cadzilla (05 OCT 2004) "...theAcorn is a great guy. I've got nothing bad to say about him." alleyrulez (21 NOV 2002) "i have read your own board and see the sarcastic commets you make, hey its all in good fun, but at the end of the day, what good does it do?" Barry Sparks (Dokken/MSG/Uli Roth - 26 JAN 2004) "Just keep rockin' Acorn!" geez (07 MAY 2001) "Acorn = Plastic. ...superficial ... shallow." Kastor Bastard (28 JAN 2003) "Corn might be a thick headed son of a bitch, but at least he backs it up. He is never on here whining if he doesn't like something." Lynch Mafia (10 AUG 2003) "OMG!!! I just read your profile. Apparently this *IS* your hobby!!" Monsey Monsey (26 NOV 2003) "Acorn sounds like a lover scorned. It's actually amusing, but in a sick, disturbing way." donrokks (24 SEP 2002) "You're a dick, Acorn." Lisa S. (14 JUN 2001) "Yer a good man tA... I don't care what alley said about you..." N2theFire (09 OCT 2003) "I am starting to see why everyone thinks you are a prick." alleyrulez (05 OCT 2004) "Acorn for President! If he gets a hummer, he'll at least tell us!" RAVAZ (31 JAN 2004) "Someone needs to be banned again!!! Get rid of this weed in our garden. . .PLEASE!!!!!" Baby95 (22 JAN 2004) "For Acorn, it's ALL about Acorn." AcePerry (14 JUN 2001) "(theAcorn is) everyone's favorite anal polyp." amarteeny (23 JAN 2004) "This is the coolest fuckin thing I've ever seen. I wish I would have thought to keep track of everything people said about me." Cherrypops (02 MAR 2004) "Corn, you're the sad little man who feels the need to post/counter post in damn near every thread. You have already violated the supposed board guidelines (have someone read them to you before you refute this). I was raised to feed the hungry and to teach the uneducated. The last one is where you come in." Sheep Mafia (26 NOV 2003) "You think too highly of yourself. Have you ever tried to be humble?" SuzetteKay (22 JAN 2004) "Oh no... I feel a bonding moment with me and Acorn..." sikkgirlie (06 JAN 2003) "I don't want my head programmed by you." The Sacred Cowman (24 NOV 2003) "When I "attack" you, beleive me, you will know. I will leave NO DOUBT." Lynch Mafia (26 JAN 2004) "Im telling you right now, that shit aint playing with me. You keep that personal shit up with me and youll find out the hard way." TheMetalChick (18 MAR 2004) "Obviously, you live to piss people off." Phantom (12 JUL 2002) "Acorn is good people." Cadzilla (29 JAN 2003) "At least Acorn isn't afraid to tell it like it is." ErasedSlate (24 SEP 2002) "I officially invoke the Ignoring Acorn & Cad Act Of 2002." Diggity Dawg (06 OCT 2002) "This has nothing to do with theAcorn. I'm indifferent to theAcorn." Baron (24 JAN 2003) "I disagree with the abusive and offensive way he sometimes puts (his opinion) across" batttttty (06 OCT 2002) "He is one bad ass son of a billy goat." Lynch Mafia (02 DEC 2003) "Not only has he killed Asylum, he's killed this place (KastorBastardville), too." Kastor Bastard (06 OCT 2002) "The ACORN IS AN ASSHOLE." RokkenDokken (22 JAN 2004) "you really should change your name to "Mr. Perfect"." SheepMafia (30 JUL 2003) "I've been aware of TheAcorn's potential for some time now..." Alleyrulez (14 APR 2001) "(theAcorn has) neglected child syndrome." Baby95 (21 JAN 2004) "Geez dude, you seem awfully bitter about something. What's the problem, really?" TripleRex (13 JAN 2004) "Jesus thinks your a jerk!" princess74 (08 NOV 2002) "I'm ashamed to find that I live in the same state as that asshole!" amarteeny (23 JAN 2004) "I don't even think this is about PIG, I think it's about Baron and Acorn, Baron is unleashing his hate for Acorn on PIG because PIG allows Acorn to post here." Cadzilla (24 JAN 2003) "Oh, you poor boy, nobody loves you, and you just want to tell as the 'facts'...Do you need a hug???" SPS69 (26 NOV 2003) "I know for sure that I think he's (theAcorn) a retard." sikkgirlie (06 OCT 2002) "...you are being hypocritical in seeing things only the way you want to." ejk22 (15 JUL 2002) "Okay......this is a historic moment for all of us.......I am agreeing with Acorn on this one." eastbeastwalkingaway (06 DEC 2003) "By the way, would I be correct in assuming that you graduated with honors at 'Rebuttal' School?'" TheDemongirl (31 JAN 2004) "Looks like we have some stuff in common music-wise." eternal sanctum (07 OCT 2003) "I do enjoy showing what a narrow minded idiot you are, though." donrokks (12 NOV 2003) "I must ask you Corn: "Have you EVER lost an argument"?" Lynch Mafia (31 JUL 2003) "Dude ... you're just TOO fucking punk!!!" Kastor Bastard (15 DEC 2002) "theAcorn continues to be one of the more misunderstood personalities on these boards." DarthPhineas (22 MAR 2004) "theAcorn has some great replies" CrazyAssKyle (23 MAR 2004) "I have read very negative things about me from you." Barry Sparks (Dokken/MSG/Uli Roth - 26 JAN 2004) "Are you still in junior high school?" TripleRex (22 JAN 2004) "Genius is frustrated and lost when it's distracted and diverted trying to 'ignore' some lame-assed loser like Corn!" Jerzy (05 OCT 2002) "Why the fuck am I agreeing with theAcorn?" Figurehead (28 JUL 2002) "Why would I provoke Acorn? Mama always told me not to make fun of the retarded kids." Diggity Dawg (06 OCT 2002) "...you (Cadzilla) defended the despicable actions of that prick theAcorn" Baron (31 JAN 2002) "Sense of humour is another concept you don't seem to understand." batttttty (02 NOV 2002) "I'm basically saying that you are a jackass." Sheep Mafia (11 OCT 2003) "theAcorn doesn't pull that fake name bullshit." alleyrulez (20 MAR 2004) "New Music Purchases, "theAcorn is Gay" Edition" Blackie Lawless (30 MAY 2001) "Preach on Brother Acorn!" whoflungpoo2 (15 JUL 2002) "We should all just create some obnoxious characters for that BB and drive Acorn's ass away!!!" LEMMY K (28 MAY 2001) "You are not the be all end all authority on EVERY subject under the sun." Lynch Mafia (31 JUL 2003) "You two (theAcorn & Cadzilla) are GAYER THAN A PARADE, & I hate you." Kastor Bastard (29 SEP 2002) "Yawl didn't leave, Acorn ran your asses right out of dodge. The fact is you all got scared and ran away." Cadzilla (01 FEB 2002) "You are from a different planet." Maddest Hatter (28 NOV 2003) "I didn't realize how sensitive Acorn is." SuzetteKay (26 JAN 2004) "I see no bad vibes from you here...." bigbabyhunter (30 JUL 2002) "I'm with you Acorn! I was gonna say the same thing!" Magdalaine (21 DEC 2003) "Though your musical taste is that of a goat-with apoligies to the goat--you should at least be able to hear that." Sheep Mafia (21 NOV 2003) "Please don't think that you need to hold our hand and be our Rock History 101 teacher." eastbeastwalkingaway (13 JAN 2004) "I just wish Acorn had the courtesy not to ruin a good thread." SuzetteKay (21 JAN 2004) "Dude...what's with your signature?" Destroyer_1974 (24 MAY 2001) "Acorn! Hey, what's up, you stupid boring prick??!?" Shneet!™ (27 JUL 2002) "I always enjoy reading your posts." Hunter97 (25 JUL 2002) "Fuck you Acorn...you're an asshole. No, you're not an asshole...you're a WHOLE ass." Phantom (27 JUN 2002) "Dude, do you have even an OUNCE of cool in you??? Seriously??? I wonder." Kastor Bastard (07 NOV 2002) "You do tend to carry an argument to extremes." N2TheFire (31 JUL 2003) "You are quickly going to wear out your welcome at the rate this is going." Ms. Burgandy (22 JAN 2004) "Maybe you should get out more often? Or how about a girlfriend?" princess74 (07 NOV 2002) "That's good. Because Acorn can tell an entertaining, albeit fictional, tale like the best of them." donrokks (20 JUL 2003) "You're not stupid. You're articulate, and you have a charisma that endears you to a group of followers." batttttty (30 JUL 2002) "No point in arguing with a pretentious poseur genius like Acorn." Gene The Pig (09 MAY 2001) "Exactly WHO did he (theAcorn) scare away? Dawg?" alleyrulez (31 JAN 2003) "...it's obvious you're a complete idiot - but the depth of your rampant stupidity escapes me." Diggity Dawg (06 OCT 2002) "I have a lot of fun verbally beating you down." Sheep Mafia (12 NOV 2003) "...what Acorn writes is not fictional. He has never been know to bullshit. He tells it like it is. I have to side with Acorn on this debate. Preach on brother Acorn!" hunter97 (21 JUL 2003) "Outstanding, Acorn! " Zakk Van Dime (02 APR 2004) "I like Acorn. He hasn't done anything wrong, you guys have attacked him since he got here..." CADZILLA (06 OCT 2002) "TheAcorn is cool in my book." AKONI (05 JUN 2001) "I mean, Acorn's signature pretty much sez it all. A pathetic case of self-importance." AcePerry (28 MAY 2001) "You just made my day Acorn." CruelTasteOfLust (18 DEC 2003) "Like Satan, the Acorn can not MAKE you sin... but he can lay the temptations in your path." Pynch (22 JAN 2004) "i am so used to you guys slamming me, i wasnt sure if you were serious, it seems you are! thank you, wow how nice it feels to throw around a little love." Barry Sparks (Dokken/MSG/Uli Roth - 26 JAN 2004) "...it's kinda fun and interesting to have him (theAcorn) around." sikkgirlie (29 JUL 2002) "Acorn stupid? No dont think so. Acorn dumb? Definitely not! Acorn an idiot? if you have a single degit IQ than you may think so because he has a very complexed mind that would be to difficult for you to understand." ahhzy awe aughsbum (26 JAN 2004) "...you remind me of my wife." N2TheFire (31 JUL 2003) "YOU MUST BE VERY BORED WITH YOUR LIFE IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ALWAYS HAVE TO STIR UP TROUBLE AND SLAM BARRY SPARKS. ACORN, YOU TRULY ARE A NUT!" princess74 (07 NOV 2002) "I find Corn WAY more annoying than SM, but I'm managing to get along with theAcorn." donrokks (30 NOV 2003) "...but I'm rather curious to see how things are going to work over there given tA and friends' penchant for negativity and hostility." Sheep Mafia (11 OCT 2003) "But go ahead and keep the argument going. I know you have never lost an argument, even if it's with yourself." Lynch Mafia (26 JUN 2003) "Keep it up, Acorn!!" Caravello (07 MAY 2001) "...can you please remove some of the vulgar content from your profile?" trashcanman5 (27 SEP 2002) "Your a damn nuisance to this entire board and all you ever do is try to stir shit up." Aaron Chavez (24 JUL 2002) "You'd be hard pressed to debate TA on this one - he's ab-so-freakin' right on the nose." Pynch (24 JAN 2004) "I should ban you." Kastor Bastard (06 OCT 2002) "That guy (theAcorn) needs a beating!" Lisa S. (26 MAY 2001) "I like Acorn, I think you people do him wrong and I do agree with him on several things." CADZILLA (09 OCT 2002) "Poor, poor Acorn... YOU MAKE NO SENSE." sikkgirlie (15 DEC 2002) "Keep up the good work Acorn." Boomerang (04 MAY 2001) "...corn starts crap with everyone." Sheep Mafia (30 NOV 2003) "Acorn is right." N2TheFire (10 NOV 2002) "...tA always backs his shit up..." alleyrulez (22 JUL 2003) "It's alright to be enthusiastic, Acorn, but damn! Settle down, Beavis!" smut girl (22 MAY 2001) "Ooooooooooo we are so scared of theAcorn!" Luv In Chains (12 DEC 2001) "Acorn if we get stalked will you hold my hand?" Cassandra69 (11 MAR 2004) "When it comes to Don Dokken, Acorn has a bug up his ass and is irrational and unreasonable." donrokks (22 JAN 2004) "(theAcorn) has said many things that are just plain hateful, mean and rude about Barry Sparks!!" baby95 (24 JAN 2004) "Keep up your posts, Acorn! I really enjoy them." hotstrutter (07 MAY 2001) "I like you much better than Kurt Loder, Acorn." CATMAN3 (18 APR 2001) "As usual, you da man!" hunter97 (23 AUG 2002) "I think he's (theAcorn) in the TOP 3 of most HATED Internet goofs." Kastor Bastard (28 JUL 2002) "theAcorn is arguing--we're educating." Sheep Mafia (11 OCT 2003) "Seems to me like Acorn wants attention." CupaJoe (14 JUN 2001) "Oh yeah and Acorn didn't kill Metal Zone, threads like this did..." Cadzilla (31 JAN 2002) "Acorn - your way off the mark again. But you do make me laugh!" Maddest Hatter (10 NOV 2002) "TheAcorn has always been cool to me!" mebjasont (13 JUN 2001) "I remember thinking what an arse he (theAcorn)was from the Asylum days..." Newlydead1 (01 DEC 2003) "theAcorn gleefully cuts and pastes away...to satisfy the MINORITY." Lisa S. (11 JUN 2001) "I will give the man credit for being sharp as a straight edge razor." ahhzy awe aughsbum (26 JAN 2004) "Ah yes Acorn. Always the career victim. Cute.......juvinile, but cute." Lynch Mafia (24 JAN 2004) "I know you can't really be this much of a stupid asshole. It must be an act." Shneet!™ (09 NOV 2002) "I found it a fun challenge to try to keep you from being banned at DC but it was in vain." N2TheFire (07 MAR 2004) "Acorn is all right." donrokks (23 JAN 2004) "(theAcorn) has nothing good to say here." Baby95 (24 JAN 2004) "You are nothing but someone for others to laugh at." ejk22 (07 NOV 2002) "The only edge Corn has is the one he should be shoved off of." Jerzy (07 AUG 2002) "All theAcorn does is pretend to be the Newsman." downsouthgirl (04 JUN 2001) "It comes down to all you have is negativity... (We)probably do tend to see every comment you make as an opportunity to start some crap on your part. When you say it all I see is a guy who never has anything positive to say about the band. You will pick at anything they do so it all comes out the same." Sheep Mafia (11 OCT 2003) "You're TOO fucking stupid to realize what it is you're doing." Kastor Bastard (30 JAN 2003) "...you are the only person here that everyone really fucking hates" Figurehead (24 JAN 2003) "Acorn is a marked man." Cadzilla (04 JUN 2001) "Poor Acorn. I'll bet he's suffering an involuntary twitch right now." Eh P (11 DEC 2001) "Acron, your @#%$ behavior is so @#%$ stupid. Grow up!" Kriss (09 OCT 2002) "Keep rockin Acorn" Jayce the Ranger Lord (30 JUL 2002) "You are clueless!!!" bullet66 (05 NOV 2002) "I relaize you have nothing else in your life but this little internet existence..." Lynch Mafia (06 AUG 2003) "...if you like flame wars, feel free to e-mail Acorn - I'm sure he'd enjoy the sparring. He's actually very good at it!" Pynch (22 JAN 2004) "Acorn, if you like things boring, but with longevity, good luck to ya." sikkgirlie (17 DEC 2002) "Thanks Acorn! You got it going on." AlmostHuman (04 NOV 2002) "Where's corn in the blame? The common denomitator is always corn." Sheep Mafia (26 NOV 2003) "Acorn knows he's one dweeby obnoxious fuck." Jerzy (27 JUL 2002) "Gaycorn & 'Zilla ain't GOT no game" Kastor Bastard (04 OCT 2002) "Gee, I miss him already..... NOT!" Firgurhead (30 JAN 2003) "Acorn is right." Cadzilla (04 OCT 2002) "please make (theAcorn) leave or at least make him follow the rules." GeorgeTitansRB27 (29 JAN 2003) "Acorn, I think you are just taking the piss, you also seem to be one of these guys that always has to be right." Neo Classical Madman (02 OCT 2003) "Acorn, half the time I love ya man and you have great points most of the time." Jayce the Ranger Lord (27 SEP 2002) "He's (theAcorn) one hell of a cool guy." Brandon (13 OCT 2002) "Acorn, are you gay?" moody ghostnote (12 MAR 2004) "You are even more sick then I thought." Musicgod5 (26 SEP 2002) "I can't read your shit and possibly keep a straight face." Alive2000 (06 OCT 2002) "Acorn is da bomb." DarthPhineas (12 MAR 2004) "Tip Top Acorn! Well said." Sam The Lion (02 APR 2004) "I just enjoy exposing the hypocrisy of you guys." SheepMafia (11 OCT 2003) "I agree with theAcorn's post on this." Nevermore11 (02 MAR 2004) "I find it extremely amusing that he actually thinks that he is somehow controlling the direction of this future album. How absurd, how sad." Lynch Mafia (24 JAN 2004) "I can't wait to see what Acorn has come up with next" Erased Slate (29 JUL 2002) "That (the profile) was the coolest thing I have read on the internet in quite some time!" N2TheFire (11 JUN 2003) "I have no problem with Acorn really at all. So I don't like his posts sometimes, big deal. He thinks the same of me, big deal." Gene The Pig (12 JUN 2001) "(We) are laughing at you for being so overbearing despite your ignorance." batttttty (24 JUL 2002) "Acorn's are for squirrels!" Luv In Chains (09 DEC 2001) "Naah, Acorn can't be Ozone. He doesn't have the same homoerotic, dick fiddling, stalker-like obsession with Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer that our beloved Parashit Dew has." ColdEthylMerman (06 AUG 2003) "I'm in serious doubts about the follicular status of Acorn. In fact, I'm thinkin' the name may very well suit the appearance, if you know what I mean..." amarteeny (24 JAN 2004) "That's pretty well stated Acorn." Mattbro (14 AUG 2003) "You obviously think the world revolves around you..." Cheyene94 (12 MAR 2004) "For someone who thinks they are so good at verbal combat, you shouldn't be resorting to simple name calling. I thought you were smarter than that?" TripleRex (22 JAN 2004) "yay! acorn is gone." bigbabyhunter (03 FEB 2003) "...please for the love of Shneet!™, would you please learn to debate in a productive, thought-provoking way?" sikkgirlie (15 DEC 2002) "I don't want to put any pressure on Baron but Acorn posted a hell of alot more than Baron does." Cadzilla (08 FEB 2003) "I also agree with acorn." MaddestHatter (10 OCT 2003) "I don't want to put any pressure on Cadzilla but Acorn sucked a hell of alot more cock than Cadzilla does." Baron (08 FEB 2003) "There's no conspiracy crazycorn--just people stepping up and stepping on you." Sheep Mafia (30 NOV 2003) "Dude, you are a broken record." Musicgod5 (15 SEP 2002) "TheAcorn = Music News Beacon!" Chris (11 APR 2001) "Happy (late) Birthday, Gaycorn." trampgirl (11 FEB 2003) "Will you please stop taking pop shots at Dokken, Don Dokken, etc on thier message board?" N2TheFire 2 (09 DEC 2003) "point goes to theAcorn. honestly, I think theAcorn has won this debate. " alleyrulez (03 JUN 2003) "couldn't have said it better myself 'corn." Lynch Mafia (09 OCT 2003) "I don't know what was worse ... the complete idiocy of his (the Acorn's) tattered brain, or just seeing him melt into insania after the Superbowl???" Kastor Bastard (30 JAN 2003) "Don't get your facts confused with the TRUTH." OldSchool2 (12 NOV 2003) "Acorn, you are the man. That was one of the best posts I've read in a while." FurorTeutonicus (24 JUN 2003) "...more people have left since Acorn left than before." Cadzilla (27 APR 2003) "Acorn said it so it must be true." batttttttttty (23 JAN 2004) "ACORN, WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME USING LOGIC TO EXPLAIN THE WORLD TO (A) MORON? drunkbastard (24 JUN 2003) "What kind of priveleged spoiled white boy are you?" beanpole (24 MAY 2003) "He's (alleyrulez) a jackoff and so was his frog-sniffin' butt-buddy, Acorn." suicideofthescorpion (27 APR 2003) "That Acorn is funny" RAVAZ (22 JUN 2003) "Hey Acorn, Dokken is a band not a soap-opera. Get a clue!! Or better yet, go take your meds." SuzetteKay (21 JAN 2004) "I think you're a cool dude" Jayce the Ranger Lord (09 JUN 2003) "why do I get the feeling that theAcorn doesn't like Don Dokken?" alleyrulez (13 MAR 2004) "What is (theAcorn's) biggest weakness? His Ego of course." Lynch Mafia (24 JAN 2004) "Well... I'm not sure that anyone's ever going to see a halo over your head, but your point in this thread about Sheep Mafia is entirely accurate." Pynch (24 JAN 2004) "If he shuts his mouth he won't have to deal with me--fucking him up." Sheep Mafia (27 NOV 2003) "Dude, first off, you obviously haven't seen the sun in days if you've got enough time to write these "War And Peace"-length diatribes (look it up) on here." HST1 (24 JUN 2003) "I love you." alleyrulez (19 JUL 2003) "I must say that I respect Acorn's posts. He obviously knows his shit" KJ (01 MAY 2003) "Don't tell anybody, but damn you aren't so bad after all." Ms Burgandy (19 JUN 2003) "OK, I've seen the first set of artwork sketches, and it's a picture of The Acorn, with Don kneeling in front of him, in a We're Not Worthy kinda pose, and a thought-bubble coming out of his head saying 'This fella taught me all I know. How can I ever repay him'." battttttttty (22 JAN 2004) "Damn Acorn, that is the longest post I've never read." Dizzy Bon Coverdale (24 JUN 2003) "if you dont like Barry Sparks, thats ok! he probably doesnt like you either!!!" Barry Sparks (Dokken/MSG/Uli Roth - 26 JAN 2004) "Yer alright tA... don't worry buddy..." N2theFire (11 OCT 2003) "Acorn, I'm amazed that someone... ner.. uh.. anyone on this board has the political insight and common sense that you have. Everything was quite well said... you made me proud.. *Tearing up*" RockettGod (24 JUN 2003) "Nice job Acorn. I agree wholeheartedly…" El Shocker (02 APR 2004) "Stop directing negative comments at the Acorn or we start locking up - Barry's webmaster joking or not! EVERYONE!!" Pynch (22 JAN 2004) "...You're funny." TheDemongirl (04 JUL 2003) "For those of you who are not familiar with certain other boards, Acorn is an anti-Don Dokken gadfly who continually spouts the same old invective. It would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic." donrokks (12 NOV 2003) "You tA, of all people, to talk about RESPECT. Laughable." Sheep Mafia (11 OCT 2003) "Acorn was a trouble making fag." Kastor Bastard (09 FEB 2003) "I'm so sick of reading his know it all posts." Baby95 (21 JAN 2004) "Christ Acorn, remind me to never, no matter how right I think I am, never ever ever ever EVER get in a debate with you!!!" JR Stinkfish (25 DEC 2003) "theAcorn definitely stands his own ground with many words to back up his statements." ahhzy awe aughsbum (26 JAN 2004) "Thanks Acorn!!! You Rule!!" DonzHairHelmet (10 JAN 2004) "Acorn does all the work, alley just lays there." CADZEUS (13 JAN 2004) "tA knows how to set people off and in a strange sort of way seems to like the response he gets. I'm not attacking tA... just trying to lay down what all of you already know." N2TheFire (07 MAR 2004) "I don't wanna make Acorn big-headed, or the halo might not sit square." batttttttttty (21 JAN 2004) "(theAcorn's) statements are among the most idiotic I've heard." Sheep Mafia (21 JAN 2004) "It was obvious to me at this time, that an olive branch was being held out to appeal to a person with an ego the size of National deficit." Lynch Mafia (24 JAN 2004) "Acorn, was filling up the board with his rude and disruptive comments about Don and the band." SuzetteKay (23 JAN 2004) "I never said you were bad Acorn." eastbeastwalkingaway (24 JAN 2004) "This would crush Acorn if it was true." donrokks (12 JAN 2004) "You are by far the biggest dick I have ever seen on a message board. EVER. Go fuck yourself or better yet DROP FUCKING DEAD." TheMetalChick (01 APR 2004) "I like the way you think and get your point across on this board..." Schmin888 (23 JAN 2004) "I wanna be Acorn's bitch." Trampgirl (24 JAN 2004) "You should start your own psychic network." TripleRex (09 JAN 2004) "You need to move on, extract your dick from Dubya's arse and get a life!" liamgallagher (13 MAR 2004) "theAcorn hates Nightwish, therefore he rules." Loco Bahamut (12 DEC 2003) "I won't speak for the others but your mere presence combined with your ridiculous posts about the band are enough to provoke me." Sheep Mafia (26 JAN 2004) "Perhaps Alley will take you in? You'll fit in with the other banned losers like Acorn." Kastor Bastard (30 JAN 2004) "why isn't theAcorn banned? stupid question." alleyrulez (02 DEC 2003) "What actually got you banned was the perception (of far too many) that you are out to shut down the board and do nothing but cause trouble for the band." Ms. Burgandy (30 JAN 2004) "...now I know the best way to mess with the acorn is to fuss about him on another board.... and perhaps be immortalized in the process." swamphox (25 JAN 2004) "acorn you're so cool!!" Maddest Hatter (12 MAR 2004) "I dig watching you knock those 2 in the head. " DarthPhineas (01 APR 2004) "controversy seems to follow you tA... and with all due respect, I think you enjoy it." N2TheFire (07 MAR 2004) "Your lack of originality is as weak as your knowledge of music." Sheep Mafia (23 DEC 2003) "Im sick of telling you the same fucking thing." TheMetalChick (31 MAR 2004) "That's quite a profile you have there." Zeigler 2112 (11 NOV 2002) "It's (this profile) like "War & Peace"...!!!" Jazzbasser (12 NOV 2002) "You have been banned from this Community. The administrator of this community has banned you from viewing and posting here. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact the administrator of the community you were trying to access. DO NOT contact ezboard support. This is between you and the community administrator(s)." Many Boards, Many Times....